Sunday, January 2, 2011

Old. Fat. In Pain.

You know what?  I think I've had it with this stupid snowboard.

I mean, what am I trying to teach myself to snowboard for anyway?  Because I skateboarded 20 years ago?  Cause I tried to teach myself to surf, once (unsuccessfully)? 

Here's the thing, though- before all of those things, before bikes, even, I was a skier.  If a person can ever really say that- since you can only afford to go once or twice a year.  I was a member of the ski club at school.  Owned my own skis.

So why am I not thinking about skiing when the snow falls?  I'm not sure.  Because snowboarding seems lower tech?  Because all the baggy kids do it?  I don't think so. 

So after a disastrous attempt at using my snowboard the other day I'm rethinking winter.  It's not that I fell- I really didn't.  It just didn't do much for me.  Don't get mad if you're a snowboarder- it's not worth trying to "convert" me.  I've had a couple magic runs, where it felt like I was surfing in three dimensions and all that.  But I've had about 1000 of those skiing.

Does anyone else EVER think of these sorts of things?

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